OK, here are some pictures from last years racing. We hope you have fun looking them over. We added some dumb captions to make it a little more interesting.

  "Psssssst! They told me at the front desk that this trophy doubles as a door stop!"

"Everybody else gets to race, But I have to stay here and take this fence down."

"This move worked really good in Gymnastics class. I'm not so sure about out here though."

"Waiter! Check please! I am outa here!"

  You can't fool me! That invisible paint doesn't work on fiberglass. I can still see your hood!

"Pleeeeeaase! release me from these arm restraints!"

If I can just turn this into a perfect Pirouette, I think I can still pull of a transfer spot."

"Keep smiling, Dear. We'll talk more about the credit card situation later."

"Well, if you ask me, I would say it  would be a lot faster with one of them scoopy lookin' things on the hood."

"Now when you see me do this, that means use the other pedal."

"I told him he shudda got one of them scoopy things!"

"OK Guys! New rule..... When we get to this part, we turn around and go this way!"

"Has anybody seen my Triple A card?"

My car owner went to Disneyland, and all I got was this penguin suit!"

Mom's teaching Nathan how to make Brownies. You want to try one?"

 

With a hat like this, who needs cable?

"This just isn't working! I told those guys I needed all four wheels!"

"Hey! I think this wheel is smaller than the one on that side!"                           "SHHH! It will be our little secret!"

"Excuse me, but can I have one of them roll cages to go?"

 

"Hey Shon, do I look like a fire hydrant?"

 

"Do you think anyone will notice or should I get a safety pin?"

 

" Can you check the washer fluid while your at it?"

 

"That poor sucker is gonna need alot more tear-offs!"

"Do you think the yellow will go well with my new socks?"

  "So you never really noticed the toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe?"

 

"You think the check's big, wait til' you see the size of that margarita waitin' for me in the trailer!"

 

  Personally, I kind of like the idea that Bob is spelled the same backwards.

 

  Dang! That's gonna leave a mark!

 

  " Did somebody call in the lollypop guild?"

 

"If you pinch any harder, I am gonna get real creative with this trophy!"

 

'Lemme see, The belly pan looks ok to me."

 

"Hey, I kinda liked that part, you know where i passed all of those cars? Do you mind telling it again?"

Brake check! (Just kidding!)

 

"Well, if you ask me, you forgot to feed the dang squirrel!"

Keep checking back for more.

 

 

people have looked at these dumb pictures!